All the episodes within the story are connected by the character of a Good Priest. Miss Browned-hair and Miss Blonde set off to a village to sunbathe naked surrounded only by the nature itself. Miss Blonde’s scandalized Uncle tries to call the ladies to order. In vain. For unknown reasons, he demonstrates them a gigantic tomato – the relict of Soviet macrobiology. This demonstration, however, brings further problems. Young Authoress asks Publisher to accept her book. She loves everything that’s small: the life of fish, beetles and snails are far more important for her than the complaints of the real Ghost of Forest. Count comes back to his mansion. Long ago, his ancestors ran away from Communists to Africa so no wonder his skin is black as ebony. Miss Blonde’s Uncle buys from an illegal Salesman a portable nuclear bomb and sets off to Warsaw. Will somebody stop the madman?